Size: 2"W x 2.12"H x 0.5"D
Year Created: 2018
Ready to Hang
A miniature piece done in the style of Durer. framed size is 8 inches by 10 inches.
Why hello there! When not preparing for the octopus apocalypse I like to make art. 'what is art,' you ask? Oh my dearest monkey, art is a terrible and wonderful thing. It is a desperate anthropomorphization of the most un-human and therefore inhumane universe. It is the last vowel and two consonants involved in the words 'thwart' and 'heart'...also 'oxcart'. Words, words, words... William Shakespeare said, “Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to none.” he is clearly very bossy. That's three things to do in the span of nine words. So 33.3333% of the noises coming from his Shakespearean sound hole, when he said that, were Elizabethan commands.(Or if reading 33.3333% refracted retinal requests.) Math, math, math.... Albert Einstein asked, “The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others crazy?” It's one or the other Al? To quote Peg Bundy, “Al something horrible has happened.” and that something horrible is other people. If it is true that others are crazy, it does not logically follow that you are not. So it seems in this instance Einsteins logic is also horrible, which is crazy. “But pat,” you say, “You have answered nothing.” Indeed...indeed. Pip, pip, cheerio and all that rot.